Microwave Oven Death

So you’re still using that fancy late 20th century time machine, the microwave oven. You like that it has the ability to transport your food to another dimension where time moves faster or at least it somehow bends time so that you can have your eaties cooked NOW!

I’m not as far off as you might think on this time travel thing. Stay with me. You see, that microwave radio transmitter you have in you kitchen might not be changing time for your food, but it very well my be changing time for YOU. Making your life end sooner! Not from the fact that it’s a dangerously high level of dangerous radio waves being transmitted in the near vicinity of your body (the FCC seems to have better regulations governing human proximity to that AM or FM radio station in your town than the one in your kitchen), no it’s what it’s doing to your food that you’re consuming that’s taking time from your existence.

A note on the microwave levels for those who think it’s no big deal … ask yourself why they have to put up notices for pacemaker patients in business where microwave ovens are in use?

The food death health issue I’m dealing with is that microwaveing food kills many vitamins. This is known. I believe it also alters things at the molecular level too. I’ve heard several times that plants will not live when watered with water that’s been microwaved (cooled back down of course).
If something as basic as water isn’t water anymore, then what’s happening inside that box, what dimension is your food going to? What is it doing then to all other foods?

Shall I continue on the female hormone estrogen that is given off from plastics when microwaved. You know, the plastic containers that you store your food in that goes straight into the microwave oven to be warmed up. Now THIS might be a health hazard, or perhaps this answers some unasked questions with female problems or our children in the last say 30 years, or on the increase of homosexuality in the same time frame.

No this isn’t a shameless plug for the FlavorWave Oven, it’s just facts. I’ve also found there’s a NuWave Oven available that’s very similar to the Flavor Wave Oven. These are both convection ovens, and most likely advertise on this site. They cook with something called heat, not radio transmissions. Check out heat, it’s has been in use for about 6,000 years. Pretty safe stuff as far as cooking goes.

Here’s some links to articles I’ve come across, you read, you decide.

Microwave oven, The Hidden Hazards

The Hidden Hazards of Microwave Cooking

-Liam Sand

Comments

  1. Aggie
    April 6th, 2008 | 8:48 pm

    This is easily the worst write-up of anything I have ever read in my entire life. From your hyper-paranoia of homosexuals to your anti-scientific new-earth theory regarding the principle of heat only being used for six millennia, your stupidity shines like a lighthouse in the pitch black night sky. Pacemakers are sensitive to interference; the body is not. Microwaves or no more dangerous than a cool glass of water. Radio transmission towers obviously require safety regulation and a large proximity because of, you know, the INCREDIBLY HIGH VOLTAGE. It has nothing to do with the radio frequencies being generated. It’s sad to read such a declaration of dumbness being masqueraded as informed opinion, and I’m sure you’ve never taken a science or math course beyond basic high-school Algebra and Biology. It’s fine if you’d like to continue your life as an idiot, but don’t try to propagate your misinformation as truth to people only looking for an honest review.

  2. Liam
    April 7th, 2008 | 12:34 pm

    Aggie, thanks for your comments.
    I’ll be addressing it’s blind misinformed stupidity soon.

    This would not have been necessary if you would have simply understood what I said, but as you don’t read much I can understand how comprehension might be new to you (as this was the worst thing you’ve ever read, it’s obvious you don’t read much).
    I know you didn’t bother looking at the links I provided, I looked at yours (you did provide proof didn’t you?)

    -Liam

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